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This is one of my favourite conversations in the history of ever.

Dr. Audrey Jackson:  [to Munch] Do you have a girlfriend?
Det. John Munch:  Do you?
Dr. Audrey Jackson:  We still have 45 minutes.
John Munch:  Well, I could give you a complete detailed account of my sex life... but what are we going to do with the other 44 minutes?
John Munch:  Stepford Nanny.
Det. John Munch:  Does dealing with sexual deviance affect me? The answer is no, you can ask my blow up doll.
Dr. Audrey Jackson:  Have you ever experienced any sexual dysfunction since taking this job? And I'd like a serious answer.
Det. John Munch:  Once.
Dr. Audrey Jackson:  Thank you. And when was that?
Det. John Munch:  Not sure, but I think it was somewhere in the last ten minutes.
Dr. Audrey Jackson:  Do you always deflect personal questions with jokes?
John Munch:  Do you always deflect jokes with personal questions?