This is one of my favourite conversations in the history of ever.
Dr. Audrey Jackson: [to Munch] Do you have a girlfriend?
Det. John Munch: Do you?
Dr. Audrey Jackson: We still have 45 minutes.
John Munch: Well, I could give you a complete detailed account of my sex life... but what are we going to do with the other 44 minutes?
John Munch: Stepford Nanny.
Det. John Munch: Does dealing with sexual deviance affect me? The answer is no, you can ask my blow up doll.
Dr. Audrey Jackson: Have you ever experienced any sexual dysfunction since taking this job? And I'd like a serious answer.
Det. John Munch: Once.
Dr. Audrey Jackson: Thank you. And when was that?
Det. John Munch: Not sure, but I think it was somewhere in the last ten minutes.
Dr. Audrey Jackson: Do you always deflect personal questions with jokes?
John Munch: Do you always deflect jokes with personal questions?